Kanye West interrupts Taylor Swift at VMA awards, crowd looks appalled, YouTube viewers call him names.
Obama calls Kanye West a biblical word for a donkey lovingly named Jack. Twitter leaks it to the world.
Obama makes another speech, then another, then another.Presidential public appearances now outnumber commercials on TV and radio.
Patrick Swayze dies of pancreatic cancer, very sad. Kanye West interrupts his death in parody videos and pictures immediately following.
Joe Wilson calls Obama a liar during a joint session of Congress, apologizes out of sheer class, offended Democrats demand additional apologies, Wilson refuses. Still no apologies from Democrats regarding eight years of vehement Bush hatred and public character assassination.
Psycho kidnapper and wife may have had more than one victim after having been caught in their last 18 year long abduction. Hell buys neighboring property in anticipation of their arrival.
Apple releases new iPod Nano with built in video camera. Signing final papers on ownership of the universe next week.
Well, I hope you enjoyed today in the news narrated by Matt’s wit and sarcasm 
. I had originally had a longer post in mind but I had to plug these leaks in my brain first. Maybe next time.
Good one Matt.